Since I Came To This Country
Yirat Adonai...
Since I Came To This Country
- Nixon gave us the 'peace' sign.
- Carter dished us out freshly roasted peanuts,
- Reagan re-introduced cowboy hats into fashion,
- Bush demonstrated to us that 'greed was good',
- Obama cared about our livers, hearts and teeth,
- Clinton deposited a very white stain on a very blue dress.
- Nevertheless, even with his red face he made an Arab shake hands with a Jew.
- Then our present president rolled out for us a great, shiny, sturdy, mysterious,
- Tall, spacious, roomy, massive,
- Sparkly, pompous, royal, tremendously lovefestuous... TROJAN HORSE!
- Oh, yes, there was one more president. He did not enjoy setting Rome on fire,
- He only marveled at bedouins slurping water from ground puddles.
